BRAWNDO.AI

Video credit: your attached clip. Replace /assets/hero.mp4 & /assets/hero-poster.jpg in your repo.

The Idiocracy of AI websites.

Bold, neon, and proudly over-caffeinated. BRAWNDO.AI is the dumb-smart future your models deserve. Chat AI is brewing — meanwhile, hydrate your brain with this gloriously loud landing page.

⚡ ELECTROLYTES 🤖 AI 🥤 MEMES 💥 LOUD UX 🧠 DUMB-SMART ⚡ ELECTROLYTES 🤖 AI 🥤 MEMES 💥 LOUD UX 🧠 DUMB-SMART

Chaotic Good

A site that winks while it yells. The aesthetic screams energy drink; the copy actually knows things.

Fast & Static

Zero-build static page for Cloudflare Pages. Swap assets, ship immediately, wire chat later.

Chat Coming Soon

A slot-in widget section below for your future model. No redesign needed.

It’s got what AI craves.

Because electrolytes. Because vibes. Because your model deserves a landing page that converts and a tone that cuts through the feed.

  • Neon-first design with accessible contrast
  • SEO-friendly metadata & social cards
  • Drop-in video hero (mp4/webm)
  • Future-proof slot for chat widget
92%
More hype per pixel*
0 build
Deploys instantly
Electrolytes**
100%
Meme-compliant

*Not a real metric. **Also not medical advice.

Chat AI: Brewing.

Pop your email below and we’ll ping you when the brain-juice is live.

Form is static-only for now. Wire to your provider or Cloudflare Workers KV when ready.