Video credit: your attached clip. Replace /assets/hero.mp4 & /assets/hero-poster.jpg in your repo.
Bold, neon, and proudly over-caffeinated. BRAWNDO.AI is the dumb-smart future your models deserve. Chat AI is brewing — meanwhile, hydrate your brain with this gloriously loud landing page.
A site that winks while it yells. The aesthetic screams energy drink; the copy actually knows things.
Zero-build static page for Cloudflare Pages. Swap assets, ship immediately, wire chat later.
A slot-in widget section below for your future model. No redesign needed.
Because electrolytes. Because vibes. Because your model deserves a landing page that converts and a tone that cuts through the feed.
*Not a real metric. **Also not medical advice.
Pop your email below and we’ll ping you when the brain-juice is live.
Form is static-only for now. Wire to your provider or Cloudflare Workers KV when ready.